Is it Armageddon in the year 2036?

I read yesterday's newspaper and I I saw this article that says the asteroid will hit the satellite on 2029, then followed by 2036 (earth). I am not sure is this true or not. I recalled one of my friend, Kian Heng, told us, along with Shiqin, Steven and Wei Tian that the asteroid will hit part of the earth on somewhere around 2029 and the next hit will be the biggest hit.. which is around 2036... He told us the scientists is still finding the solution to prevent the asteroid to hit our motherland. I hope the "asteroid" story is a fairytale as I haven't found my lifetime partner yet! :p You all may refer to this article below: